Several of you already know about my idea to purchase a season ticket for one of the worst seats in the Metrodome and then give it away at every Twins home game next season as the "Krayzee Krist Koroch Seat." Well, my newest idea is just a genius. You see, I'm getting to be frustrated enough that I want to give up on the concept of ever finding employment for myself. Instead I want to scour the classifieds for the "Employment Wanted" section, from which I will hire all the candidates - qualified or not - to be my minions and do my dirty work. Actually, that's a bit of a misstatement. I want to start an all-encompassing business. I wouldn't actually be an employment agency, as it would be my company doing the work. You have plumbing expertise, we'll send you out on plumbing jobs. Great at data entry, we'll give you data to enter. Not so good at water polo in shark and alligator infested waters? We'll hire you for it anyway. I'm going to make billions.