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I'm Just Off ::
Working For The Man Is Better Than Not Working ::
I haven't heard back anything on the three jobs I applied for last week, but I don't exactly have a good feeling about one of them: I saw it re-posted on the job center website. I haven't heard back anything by Wednesday, Thursday I go to a temp agency.
So anyway, it's been a few days since I've posted. Not that much has gone on, but enough has. Friday night I was invited over to Molly's. Her sister and her sister's boyfriend were in town for a few days. Also in attendance were Morgan and Arthur. We ended up playing Trivial Pursuit, and the dynamic duo of Arthur and I pulled out a win over Megan-boyfriend and Molly-Justin (Morgan mostly sat aside and made wisecracks). Saturday Morgan and I were just two of the 40, 306 people in attendance at the Twins game. We got to hear "Oh Canada" before the game and saw the Twins pull out a dramatic victory in the bottom of the 10th. Sunday morning I went to Blackey's Bakery in Nordeast for the first time and got some tasty, sweet pastries. Yum. That's most everything that has occured over the weekend.
I'm not sure I can name all the contributing factors, but I have as of late become re-obsessed with The Sims. I bought the game some time ago right after if first came out. I loaded it on my computer and tried to get into it once or twice, but it never fully captured my interest. I think then maybe it was when I went home earlier this month that rekindled my interest. My brother had his new computer set up in his bedroom with the game loaded on it and he sat there for hours on end playing the game. I just kind of thought about it for a while, and then once I got back here and had nothing to do all day long, I got inspired to dig out the game and play again. Now I've spent the better part of the last 5 days playing and I usually only turn it off when I find myself falling out of my computer chair from exhaustion. I'm sure it's a passing phase, but it's an addicting one at the moment.
I Just Don't Get It ::
Okay, so any of you who know me or have been avid readers of mine for any amount of time know that this opinion is nothing new, which must have you asking, "Yeah, so what's new?" Well, I just got annoyed by yet another article on Bush. This one is taken from The New York Times (although I'm sure it'll pop up everywhere) and concerns Bush's stance that there should be a cap on medical liability for doctors.
Rather than fighting for the "rights" of big insurance companies - even if they do fill his coffers with valuable campaign contributions - Bush should be out fighting for the little guy. The doctors and insurance companies have enough money. If anything, caps should be placed on how much poorer Americans should have to pay for health care. How many Americans fail to have important procedures done because they just can't afford it? How many senior citizens fail to get prescriptions filled because they can't afford the medications? Why should doctors and insurance companies be shielded from expensive lawsuits if they royally fuck up and someone dies or is seriously wounded as a result?
Dubya is allowed to take any stance he wants, and I really wouldn't care if it weren't for the fact that it seems so many people think he's the cat's meow. Because the guy goes to church he's obviously right? Because he's anti-abortion he should always be trusted? Because he thinks a missile defense system would stop terrorism we should kiss his ass? Because he's pro-capital punishment we should....
I hate people. People are stupid.
What?! There's Fat in Fast Food?! ::
I make mention of this last point especially in light of Rib Fest. Apparently some tree-hugging vegan is complaining because a truck was blocking her table set-up at Rib Fest. You know, I'm all in favor of this lady wanting to tell people that eating animals is bad and the animals are treated cruelly, and blah blah blah, but it needs to be in the right place. You see woman, anyone who would show up at a multi-day festival called "Rib Fest" surely doesn't give a damn about how the animals were slaughtered, just as long as they were slaughtered.
I hate people. They're so stupid.
Asphyxiation - The Lost Sockdollager Sessions ::
The last recordings were mostly made in the summer of 1998 (shortly after the release of our last album) and then during break periods of our freshman year in college. They included various untitled and unfinished tracks, but were quite entertaining. We had recorded a song in tribute to Turd, a song about underwear, a song using a keyboard and Zartan samples, a new (scripted!) rap song, and newer versions of songs like "I'll Kick Your Ass with My Steel-Toed Boots," "You Can Call Us Asphyxiation," and "Rock 'n' Roll Dreams."
Apparently these tapes were all lost when Dana College threw out Tony's leftover belongings because he didn't vacate the dorms quick enough. I don't know the status of the songs we recorded more recently on the karaoke machine about pussy, but I have a feeling those are gone also. There was a lot of great stuff, so it's really too bad that it all appears to be lost forever.
Also lost are the master tapes for the earlier Asphyxiation and Groutboy recordings and several never-released tracks by Doofus. Oh, that damn Dana College!
The Apartment Search, Day 4: Love and Other Catastrophes ::
No, I haven't made any more progress today. I've basically decided that I'm not going to do any more active searching until I've secured steady employment (i.e. non-slave work). I've tried to keep offline as much as possible today in the hopes that the phone will ring and on the other end will be a potential employer interested in setting up an interview. Oh please, oh please, oh please.
The Apartment Search, Day 3, Part II: Enough for Today ::
Ahh... Stripping for Teens ::
Perhaps my favorite part of the article was a quote from one Karen Hays, "Nobody has the right to come into a predominantly Christian town and push their ideals on other people." Oh, those funny, lovable, hypocritical Christians. You just have to love 'em....
The Apartment Search, Day 3, Part I: Sleep and Home ::
I also wrote my mom an email last night updating her on my current situation. If worse comes to worse, she did offer to let me move back home to save on rent and things for a year (at which time I'm hoping to leave for school again). I really would prefer to stay here in the Twin Cities, but I must admit that I find her offer rather enticing. After all, it would lower my monthly expenses down to just my $200 per month car payments. Of course, moving back home doesn't guarantee a job either. Also, it's rather likely that any job I might find there would pay much less than anything I might find here. At any rate, it's definitely something to consider should I not find a job here by the end of this month. Although it's only 1 week from today, perhaps August 1 should be established as my fail-safe point. This sucks.
The Apartment Search, Day 2, Part III: The Employment Dilemma ::
The Apartment Search, Day 2, Part II: A Day Saved ::
The Apartment Search, Day 2, Part I: The Rain ::
As for the promising apartment I mentioned last night, well, let's just say the description made it sound a lot better than it really was. I had almost forgotten that I had to work last night, but I ended up making it in time. Afterward I drove around to find that building. Yeah, well, the description conveniently forgot to mention that the apartment overlooks 94 right at the 35W interchange. Just what I want - traffic passing by all day and night. There were plenty of other problems with it, but I don't feel like getting into it right now.
Anyway, I have nothing as of this point. I'm not too worried... something will pop up... I hope.
The Apartment Search, Day 1: The Internet ::
Okay, that's not totally true. I decided to begin my search for a new apartment by checking out the resources the internet has to offer. There are inherently too many problems to list with this approach, but the number 1 reason this is not the correct approach for someone in my situation is that only landlords with righteous moolah can afford to advertise in the papers or online. This means that only owners of building with expensive apartments or run-down dumps post listings. The real deals are to be found by walking through a potential neighborhood and writing down phone numbers to be called later (as I completely abhor cell phones and refuse to acquire one). Evenso, I went about searching online anyway, but predictably found nothing in all the standard places. The one exception? The U's Off-Campus Housing Listing Service.
While the majority of the listings of any reasonable price required the renter to share a bathroom and/or kitchen facilities with other renters, there was one particular listing which caught my eye. While I haven't called yet, I intend to go investigate the building personally either later tonight (post-rush hour) or tomorrow. It might be crap or it might be okay - I'll just have to find out.
So that's as far as I got today. I basically accomplished nothing. Hopefully tomorrow I can drag myself away from my apartment long enough to do a little searching in the streets.
Radio Free Groutflow to Die Unceremonious Death ::
For anyone who hasn't visited the Radio Free Groutflow website, I should point out to you that the content of the broadcast hasn't changed in over 2 years. The same crappy mp3's that I uploaded back then are still playing in shuffled rotation now. Obviously, especially since there are never any listeners anyway, this is hardly worth saving.
So, for any of you looking for a bit of nostalgia, this is your last chance. According to the email I received, they are supposed to begin charging the fee as of August 1, but they are giving broadcasters a 30-day grace period to decide whether or not they want to pay the fee. I'm not certain if that means the broadcast will be killed on August 1 or August 31, but nevertheless, the death of Radio Free Groutflow has come - and not a single person will give a damn.
Anti-Terrorism: My Open Letter to Congress ::
I am a twenty-two-year-old American male from the Midwest, and I would like to request federal funds for my personal anti-terrorism initiatives. Before you instantly decide to deny my request, please hear out my case.
Although I shall wish to fight terrorism through out the hallowed halls of my apartment 24-hours-a-day, I will gladly do so on a salaried basis rather than hourly. What I will need will amount to approximately a $100 per diem (tax-free, of course) to continue on infinitum (or at least until we win this war against terrorism and we can quit holding all those prisoners in Cuba without trial or legal representation). This will only amount to $36,500 annually ($36,600 in leap years), which is easily the cheapest anti-terrorism initiative you have been presented with yet. In return for your investment, I shall perform the following tasks:
1) I shall keep my apartment free of terrorists. No terrorists will live in my apartment, eat my food, or borrow my clothes. I make no promises though about keeping my furniture free of dust bunnies.
2) I shall not acquire outside employment, as it would detract from important time better spent fighting terrorists from the comfort of my own apartment. Of course, thanks to the economic downturn I could not find a job if I wanted to, but that fact is not germane to my anti-terrorism efforts.
3) I shall subscribe to cable tv so I can watch all the important updates on CNN, MSNBC, Fox News Network, and the other 24-hour cable news channels about our war on terrorism. I'll even go so far as to pretend that Bill O'Reilly isn't putting a spin on stories in his "No-Spin Zone." And to really prove my patriotism, I'll even watch reruns of "Love American Style."
4) I shall seek to procure my own "Ayatollah Assahola" t-shirt.
5) I shall eat only good, Americanized food like hamburgers, hot dogs, and apple pie. I might even commence refering to sauerkraut as Liberty Cabbage.
6) In the spirit of promise #5, I shall start refering to algebra (the only Arabic word adopted into normal English-language usage) as Liberty Math.
If you should feel that my request is reasonable and patriotic, I will gladly follow through on my end of the bargain. Of course, I could use the money soon, as rent is due on the first.
Thank you very much,
Kristopher Koroch
Unemployed American Citizen
Woohoo!!! Beer!!! ::
Enough with the Hypocrisy Already! ::
Time after time the Palestinians commit suicide bombing after suicide bombing and so much of the world sits back not caring or secretly supporting the Palestinian cause anyway. Then, when the Israelis finally fight back, the whole world wants to leap to their feet in condemnation.
Let me tell you something people: Either they need to defend themselves, or you, the hypocritical observers from afar, need to get off your sorry asses and do something to help. To Kofi Annan and the rest of you dumb bastards: You need to either shit or get off the pot. You can't sit back doing nothing when one side attacks, but then step forward and condemn when the other side retaliates. It doesn't work that way; it can't work that way.
You see, for all I care, the Jews and Arabs can bomb each other into oblivion - doesn't make a damn bit of difference to me. What bothers me is when those who should be impartial start taking sides unfairly. What next, will Switzerland be condemning Israel also?
DVD Releases ::
Goddamn VMA's ::
College Drinking Festivals ::
Of course, the schools that sponsor these yearly drinkathons never advertise them as such. Some call them "arts fest" or "music fest," while others disguise them as something else along those lines. Back home, Lawrence University has Celebration!. In Wonder Boys they had Word Fest. Here at the University of Minnesota they do have celebrations which come close to these festivals, but they operate under no such artistic pretenses. I mean, we have Homecoming, Winterfest, and Spring Jam, but as everyone knows, these are quite obviously only excuses for the U to officially condone drinking by the Greeks and Greek-wannabes for an entire week.
I think what I'm saying is that I need to help the University establish an academicly-inspired 3-day festival. Preferably this little shindig would take place in early to mid summer, although I could live with something in spring. Being in Minnesota, winter is right out, while fall already has too many things going on to deserve my little festival. Theoretically we could get visiting professors to present papers, but that would be little but a sideshow to the real attraction of the weekend: the drinking.
Anybody else interested in this undertaking? Anybody else want to help me help the U establish an annual weekend of drinking and debauchery? I think I could go for a beer right now.
No Wonder I Spend Saturday Nights Alone ::
Call Me Un-American, But... ::
Big Boy Can Hit ::
And since I'm on the subject of clinching a championship early, how about Michael Schumacher clinching his fifth Formula One world championship already after winning the French Grand Prix? Love him or hate him you have to admit one thing: the bastard can drive a car. Fast. Damn.
That Darn Weather, Pt. 2 ::
On a completely different subject, tomorrow (or rather today I guess) I have to finally go apply for those jobs I had put off. It just occured to me that I have bills to pay soon, so money unfortunately is an object.
I was kind of disappointed at work today. Our current film is this Jewish comedy from Israel, and I was hoping for a bunch old Jews with their Yiddish accents. Instead I got a bunch of Christians. I mean, that's not a bad thing, it's just not what I was hoping for. There were also a lot of foreigners. Yeah, those damn foreigners. From places like Holland and France.
This talk about foreigners has me thinking - is being Canadian a fulltime job? I mean, could I get someone to pay me money to be a Canadian? I know employers are forced into all of this "equal opportunity" stuff which sometimes forces them to hire someone less qualified for a job just because their not the norm... well, are Canadians considered a minority? If I move up to Canada, live there for a few years, become a citizen, get a Canadian passport, and then move back down to the States, could I get multinational corporations to hire me for useless figurehead positions as the token (or tokin'... yeah...) Canadian guy? I'm even willing to drink Labatt's, watch curling, and say "Eh!" a lot.
Maybe I don't even have to move to Canada. If I move to a place like New York or California, would they hire me as the token Wisconsinite? It seems every sit-com has to have a character from Wisconsin or with Wisconsin ties. Well, I could be some office's real Wisconsin guy - the butt of all the office jokes. Everyone could crack jokes about the cow I supposedly left behind to move to the big city or the awards I must have won taking part in 4-H. Of course, I grew up in a city, but that wouldn't matter to them. Hmm... sounds like a good plan....
That Darn Weather ::
Now don't get me wrong - I kind of like storms. I just prefer when I can enjoy them from the comfort of my apartment instead of having to go out and drive/walk around in them. Storms don't exactly increase the crowds at the films either. I guess I'll be fine if I just bring a book with me.
(Almost) All Systems Are Go! ::
Something that I should be sure to point out to all everyone out there is that this is quite possibly my first layout which is viewable in Netscape! Yeah, I think Netscape sucks ass too, but at least for those who actually want to use it, you can read my website now (as if you really wanted to in the first place). I'm still having trouble with Opera, but since about 1% of you out there use Opera, you're not important enough for me to give a fuck about you.
Okay, I think I'm going to go to bed now. It's just sad when I'm up long enough that "The Root of All Evil" is over before I've gone to bed.
Oh what a mess! ::
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