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Friday, August 30, 2002

This Is It ::

I'm now making my last entry from my apartment here in Minneapolis. I'll be disconnecting the computer and packing it up in a little bit in preparation for the move. I'm not really sure what time Mom and Dad will be here, but I want to have most everything ready to go by the time they get here. The tv is the one exception, as I need it to watch the Twins game tonight.

Earlier today I drove to campus and stopped in at the film society. Al is in Canada attending the Montréal and Toronto film festivals and Kyle was out today helping his brother move so the only one in the office was Adam. I turned in my office keys and time card to him, but I couldn't get a pay check because there was noone there to sign it. I then went to TCF and closed my checking account. There was all of $14 left in the account - good thing I'm moving. Then I stopped by Espresso 22 to see Daryoush. He and his sister gave me an ice coffee float and a cold pasta salad. I ate and drank those and then walked back to my car with Adam, who had come down to Espresso 22 for lunch. I've since been packing up the last of my stuff and jockeying the position of my car to get it as close to the entrance of my building as possible. I'm actually saving the spot for Mom and Dad so they can park the van there.

So anyway, I guess the next time you hear from me I'll be in Appleton. At this point I'm planning on coming back to Minneapolis next weekend for the GVSB concert and the Twins-A's game. See you all later!

posted at 05:20 PM | comments: (0)

Baseball, Baseball, Baseball ::

Unemployed College Grad
- Can't Hit
- Can't Throw
- Can't Catch
Will Play for $20k/yr + expenses

Molly and I went to the Twins-Mariners game yesterday. I didn't get a chance to make my sign, but the above ie what it would have said had I gotten my chance. We went to the game yesterday not only because I'm moving tomorrow but also because I wanted to see one last game before the potential strike. It was so disappointing to see Rick Reed pick up the loss. He pitched a great game, but Desi Relaford (of all people!) seemed to have Reed's number yesterday, so when Relaford's solo homerun lined over the baggy in right in the top of the 8th in a previously scoreless game we felt as disappointed for Rick as we did to see the team fall behind.

I don't really feel like talking baseball right now, but I have to say that whether the strike takes place or not (and at this point, thankfully, it seems it won't) will make a difference on what I do next weekend. I want to see Girls Against Boys at the Entry, but I don't think it's worth driving 300 miles just for that. Oakland would be in town next weekend to take on the Twins, so I would deem seeing GVSB and the Twins-A's game more worth the drive. I'm still waiting.

posted at 10:11 AM | comments: (0)

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #1 - Metro Transit ::

I hate riding the damn bus. No matter what the schedule says, it seem the bus is either going to arrive early or stop by 20 minutes late. It takes an hour by bus to get somewhere I can get to by car in 10 minutes. The busses are dirty and sometimes your fellow passengers can be downright scary. Despite all this, deep down somewhere in my masochistic tendencies I love the bus. For an aspiring artist and author like myself, there is no better way to get stories and inspiration and get a feel for the area than to ride the bus, and so for these reasons and so many more, Metro Transit found its way at the top of my list.

My first introduction to Metro Transit came on my first weekend here. I needed to find a way to the St. Paul campus for a Whole show and the Connector wasn't running yet. I ended up hopping on the 6, which didn't even take me all the way to the St. Paul campus, but it got me close enough that I could walk the rest of the way. Most of my riding after that amounted to taking the 16 downtown or to Midway until I moved out of the dorms. That was when the real fun started.

Without a car, I had to ride the bus every day of my junior year between campus and my apartment. During that year I met so many interesting people and got so many stories. Everyone from Calvin and Blackman to the guy who wanted me to write my thesis on life on the street and the minister who warned me about the dangers of carpal tunnel syndrome inspired me in one way or another. I also learned that busses can be pulled over for speeding. I'm sure that public transportation in any large city could give me this same sort of enjoyment and entertainment, but Metro Transit just happens to be ours.

Speaking of that, I rode Valley Transit in Appleton this last January to get downtown. I was one of about 4 people on the bus. The others were kids or elderly - the only one's who ride busses in Appleton. It'll just never be the same.

So that's the end of my list. If you've actually read along then you've followed me basically through the story of my 4 years here. Tomorrow I move back to Appleton and the chapter is closed. Thanks.

posted at 12:01 AM | comments: (0)
Thursday, August 29, 2002

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #2 - Grain Belt Premium ::

Some purists might point out that the current version of Grain Belt isn't the original. Others might point out that the beer hasn't been brewed in Minneapolis for years. Others still would rather drink a Bud Light than a Grain Belt. Nevertheless, I ask, "Why can't a good beer also be cheap?" Such is the case with number 2 on my list.

My first encounter with Premium came at a birthday party I attended spring quarter of my freshman year. As my then nineteenness wouldn't allow me to purchase beer myself, I was forced to drink whatever others had brought. I drank a few other beers and rhen saw the clear bottle with the "Premium" label. What the hell kind of beer is that? I drank one and I was hooked - sort of. Of course, I was still 2 years away from being legal and really being able to indulge. I don't drink every day, but when I do, I now reach for a Grain Belt Premium. While Flanagan's Stop-N-Shop in Appleton carries Premium, who knows how long they'll continue to do that, so I need to make the most of it now.

posted at 12:01 AM | comments: (0)
Wednesday, August 28, 2002

Flippin' Through The Channels ::

I woke up a little bit ago and turned on the tv (as I customarily do) and made a few observations....
  • I don't think Marc Klaas holds a regular job any longer. I'm sure he'd much rather have his daughter back than be the de facto child abduction expert, but does his insight change from abduction to abduction? I flipped past Fox News Channel and they were reporting on yet another child abduction in Cali this morning, which of course meant they had to be interviewing Marc Klaas.
  • Oxygen kicks ass. Although the element kicks ass too, I'm refering here to the cable station. I don't know how many times I've flipped past this channel and found them showing another kick ass movie - both features and documentaries. Today's kick ass movie du jour is the Canadian indie New Waterford Girl, which showed at the 2001 MSPIFF. I love that movie!

That's all the farther I made it through the channels.

posted at 09:16 AM | comments: (0)

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #3 - The Film Scene ::

Now we're rollin' with the big boys: the top 3. These final three are almost interchangable as far as their position in the list, so it was a difficult decision which to place where, but I ultimately made my decisions. Number 3 on the list is yet another item which 4 years ago I never would have figured I'd miss: the film scene.

Growing up in northeast Wisconsin, I never realized there was this entire world of independent and foreign films. I should have made some sort of realization at some point, but I never did. Then I came here. It started early. I had heard that my RA (Charles) was a film studies major, so I wanted to ask him about it. He talked me into volunteering at Bijou. I went to go see a few films at U Film and Oak Street. Then it was Lagoon, Uptown, the Heights, and deciding to major in film studies. This entire world which doesn't exist back in Appleton was opened up to me. Now when I move back there the door will be slammed back shut again. Well, not completely - the door is certain to hit me in the ass on my way out. Although I won't have any opportunities to see real new films in Appleton, I guess I could take a roadtrip out here, but it had better be a damn good film to make the trip worth it.

posted at 12:01 AM | comments: (0)
Tuesday, August 27, 2002

I'm Outta Here ::

Well, after 2 years and 7 months on the job, tonight was my last night working at the film society. After finishing up tonight, I spent 45 minutes upstairs talking to Bob (the projectionist) before heading home. I caught only the tail-end of the Twins-Mariners game tonight, which is too bad because it looked like a good one too.

I soaked my blinds in the tub today to get them clean. I have two of them rehung and tbe other two drying in the bathroom. I have to get to bed at a decent time tonight because the plan is to get everything loaded up and be on the road as soon as possible in the morning. For me that typically means leaving by 10, but even leaving then would be good enough for me. I have to pick and choose what will fit in my car and get it loaded in the car before I can leave in the morning. Let's hope it all goes off without a hitch.

posted at 11:23 PM | comments: (0)

Looks Like I May Need to Take Another Trip to CLA ::

Looking over possible grad schools this afternoon, I came to the realization that I'm going to be a real borderline case when it comes to my GPA. Noting that schools are not only interested in my cumulative GPA over the full four years, but also especially interested in the GPA of my final 2 years (or rather, my final 60 credits), I decided to go back and calculate my GPA over the last two years. As a minimum GPA they're looking often for a 3.0, but some will take on a lesser GPA under probation.

Starting with fall semester 2000, I should have a GPA for the final 2 years of 2.987, but there's a mistake. When you re-take a course, your grade (and its part of your cumulative GPA) are thrown out in favor of the new grade. That little problem forced a B+ of mine to be thrown out. The thing is, I wasn't really repeating the same course, but rather a different course which coincidentally carried the same course number. The computer read this as a standard repeat and threw out the B+. While the B+ was replaced by an A, both grades should be included in the GPA. Without the B+ (which was also in a German film course - potentially very important to my application process), my cumulative GPA for the last two years drops to a 2.966 - further off the minimum yet.

Hopefully they look closer at the last two years than the last 60 credits, as that moves me all the way back to spring 2000, at the including of which would drop my cumulative GPA over the last 60 credits to 2.938. Of course, this would all be moot if I had just gotten off my ass and taken my work seriously. The worst part is that upon further examination, I see that unlike my first 60 credits, I had only 3 courses over the final 60 credits with grades below a B-, and those were Marty Roth's (D), Larry May's (C), and Tom Pope's (C). (I will decline to comment further, but those of you who had them - such as Annemarie - know what those courses were all about.) If it wasn't for those 3 courses, my GPA over the final 60 credits would total 3.164 - problem solved. Uff-da.

posted at 04:43 PM | comments: (0)

Break Out Your TV ::

Full Ride, the movie Tony worked as a PA on, will apparently be shown tomorrow (Wednesday) night at 7pm on The WB. I hear it's really bad, but it might be worth checking out nevertheless.
posted at 02:35 PM | comments: (0)

Getting Better ::

Molly, Jonathan, and I went bowling last night for possibly the last time. Although still not great, my bowling was much better. Over the 5 games I bowled a 149, 117, 185, 155, and I don't recall the other score, but I believe it was a 130-something. The 185 was most disappointing, as I was well on pace to set a new personal high, but it fell apart in the latter frames. I need to get better before I find myself back in Appleton.
posted at 11:27 AM | comments: (0)

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #4 - Minnesota Twins ::

Back in my early days here in the Cities when I went home for the summer, that which transpired here during the summer was about as important as the daily events in Bumfuck, Egypt. The summer of 2001 was my first here in Minnesota, so naturally I needed entertainment, and the Minnesota Twins came to fill that void. Although our original intention was never to actually become Twins fans, that all changed, and now they worked their way up to number 4 on my list.

Before the 2001 season, if I'm not mistaken, the Twins had experienced 8 straight losing seasons. Of course, a combination of this and the fallout of the '94 strike had dropped attendance at the Metrodome to dismal lows. We wanted to go to Twins games to join the 8,000 people in attendance, get drunk, and heckle the players. What we found became quite a pleasant surprise: not only did they not suck, but people were actuallt coming to the games. Hmmm... maybe it'd actually be worth coming to the games for the... uhhh... baseball?

Last summer I went to 1 game per month and listened to the occassional game on the radio. The team did well in the first half, fell apart in the second half, and had to fight off contraction in the offseason. By the 2002 season we were all ready for our Twins to have a great season... and they haven't disappointed. In addition to all the games I've been to this year, I've watched most of the others on tv or listened to them on the radio. I read their news and collect their mini-bobbleheads. Without steady full-time employment, the Twins have been my babysitter this summer.

I never really was a big baseball fan until these Twins came along. I really don't care much for teams who require homeruns to win games (which, unfortunately, is the case with nearly every AL team except Minnesota, Anaheim, and Oakland). I love good pitching and great defense. I find base stealing, the hit-and-run, and doubles in the gap exciting. I find solo homeruns, except in the right situation, extremely boring. Don't get me wrong - a well-timed homerun (such as a lead-off or walk-off homerun) can be very exciting, but winning a game 7-1 by hitting 5 solo homers and a 2-run shot is about as boring as it gets. Blah. Good thing the Twins aren't that way. Good thing I've had them to keep me occupied.

posted at 12:01 AM | comments: (0)
Monday, August 26, 2002

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #5 - The "U" ::

The reason I came to the area in the first place is also one of the reasons that it's hardest to leave, so sitting at number 5 on my list is the University of Minnesota.

With my choices for an education severely limited by my meager finances, I had narrowed my possible schools down to UW-Milwaukee and the "U," and looking back I'm quite happy with my choice. I wasn't always happy with the required courses I had to take or the red tape I had to cut through, and the film studies program, despite the efforts of the professors, wasn't anything too spectacular, but the opportunities the U opened up for me and the quality of the German department made it all worth it and then some. Without the U I never would have experienced any of the other 14 items and people on this list. It is the backbone of my time here, and because I want to keep taking courses even after I've graduated, it's difficult to leave the U behind.

Once again, the U wasn't all glitz and glimmer, and putting up with all the construction and not having Coffman for the majority of my time here really soured on me on the U. In fact, I have to say that at this point I have no intention of ever freely giving money back to the U as an alumnus, as they already squeezed more than enough money out of me to build buildings which I will never get to use. Screw those behind me - I built it and they get to use it - to hell with them. There are also other bits to the Twin Cities which I will miss more, and so that's why, despite being the catalyst, the U sits back here at number 5.

posted at 12:01 AM | comments: (0)
Sunday, August 25, 2002

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #6 - The Music Scene ::

I may not be into all that many local bands - or that many of the bands that pass through here on tour for that matter - but it's nice to see a scene which supports and nurtures its own, and for that reason, the Minnesota music scene gets number 6 on my list.

For anyone who grew up here and lived here their whole life it may be easy to take all of this for granted. For me it's not so easy. Back home there is no local music scene, so once a venue like Concert Cafe went out of business, that pretty much killed off anything resembling music in the area, as we had no real local bands to fill in the space vacated by national acts passing through. Here I have my choice between multiple concerts each night, whereas back home I'll be entitled to see one show every three weeks (if I'm lucky), and if I don't like the bands, well them I'm pretty much out of luck.

Of course, the local scene isn't perfect, and it's difficult for the young 'uns to see their favorite bands until they're 21 since almost every local venue is now 21+. The great experiment in all-ages, the Foxfire, came and went in my time here and the Whole Music Club, despite the greatest effort of its coordinators, is quickly being destroyed and dismantled by the University. Even though the opportunities for minors are not that great, it's nice to know that eventually they'll get a chance to be part of the scene.

posted at 12:01 AM | comments: (0)
Saturday, August 24, 2002

Holy Shit.... ::

Maybe I'm just in denial, but I never figured the Post-Crescent would run any sort of article even close to this. What the hell? It's almost too scary to be hilarious. Among my favorite parts of the column:

"First of all, be glad that Sean is only an agnostic and not yet an atheist. Also be glad that his hair is not purple and that he does not have bolts sticking out of various places on his body."

- and -

"We think that God is real, because if there was no God there would be nothing to start the world. If there is no God, there would be no reason to do good. If there is no God, there would be no difference between people and animals. If there is no God, there would be no souls and no chance that souls could live on after death. Mostly, if there is no God, there is just no reason to get out of bed in the morning and no reason to believe that life has an edge over death, hope an edge over despair and love an edge over hate."

Hmmm... I never realized that purple hair is so bad. I also never realized that atheists are no-good animals with no reason to get out of bed or love. I don't consider myself an atheist, but even so, I see plenty of reason to get out of bed in the morning, to do good, and to love without believe in God. Ignorant religious morons....

posted at 05:13 PM | comments: (2)

We're Getting There ::

I'm attempting to type here, but it's sort of awkward, as I have the keyboard resting on my lap and the mouse sitting on top of a speaker. My parents just left a little bit ago to take home the first load of my possessions. My bed is gone, as is my computer desk, stereo, and most everything else. There's still quite a bit left here, but it'll all be gone next weekend. To help, I'm going to be running a load home in the middle of the week. Since I have to work Tuesday night, I'll load up more stuff in my car Wednesday morning, run it home, and then hurry back here Thursday morning to get back in time for the Twins-Mariners game Thursday afternoon. Right now I'm listening to the end of the Twins game, and then I'm going to do a little cleaning before going out in search of entertainment.

Annemarie called me this afternoon. She's in town for the weekend, but as I understand it she already has plans for tonight, so I'll have to call her tomorrow afternoon. I have to work 4-8 tomorrow, so I don't have that time, but we'll figure something out.

posted at 04:13 PM | comments: (0)

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #7 - Radio K ::

I was a bit skeptical of Radio K when I first got here, and even now I still find the station, it's staff, and the dj's a bit pretentious, but even so I feel like I need to give credit where credit is due, and for that reason, Radio K has earned number 7 on my list.

Of course, we have college radio back home, but nothing that even remotely compares with Radio K. Radio K not only plays several of the bands that I was into before moving here, but they also have introduced me to several different local, national, and international acts which I never would have heard of or gotten into with them. I also have to credit them with introducing me to several really cool people also who have helped me make it through my four years in the area.

posted at 12:01 AM | comments: (0)
Friday, August 23, 2002

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #8 - Al Malmberg ::

I should hate Al Malmberg, but something about him and his late night show on WCCO has grown on me enough over the past 13+ months to merit him number 8 on my list.

I don't remember anymore what my knowledge was of the Al Malmberg show prior to mid-July 2001, but that's when I first became a listener. Unable to sleep in my steamy apartment, I spent many a late night sitting up listening to Al and his rag-tag cast of regular callers. The show first hit it off with me on the night that Jonathan and I ended up driving to the ball of twine. Driving across the state, we listened in as callers called in about everything from the death penalty to the Twins - and I was hooked. My listening dropped off considerably during the school year when I tried to return to a semi-normal bedtime, but I've begun listening more again this summer.

The reason I say I should hate Al Malmberg and his show is the conservative nature of it all. Listening to the oft-uninformed opinions of Al and his callers would drive a hardline liberal off the deep end. Luckily, I'm not quite liberal enough to not find humor in the stupidity of everyone involved. Back home there's nothing even close to this sort of nonsense.

posted at 12:01 AM | comments: (0)
Thursday, August 22, 2002

That's a Huge Fucking Watch! ::

I sat here late tonight working on the Groutflow page and listening to the Al Malmberg show, but Al wasn't on. The chick who was on asked "The Impossible Question" just before 5. Her question was: What moves at 275 millionths (.000275) of a mile per hour. The answer: a wrist watch. Hmmm... I did the math, and assuming I got my numbers right, that watch has a minute hand measuring about 1.3 inches... a hell of a big watch! Recalculating to assume a summation of the movement of both the minute and hour hands, if the two of them were the same size, they'd still be 1.27 inches long each. My point? Either my math is wrong or her question needs fixing.
posted at 05:05 AM | comments: (2)

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #9 - Fancy Ray ::

Ah yes, everybody's favorite local television personality made number 9 on my list. His inclusion on my list is not only a testament of his work, but also representative of all the cast of characters to be found in local advertising. I've never seen Fancy Ray's local cable access show, but I've seen more than enough of his work in advertising for local places like Lickety Split and Nicollet Village Video for him to make the list. I'm rather disappointed that I didn't know who he was back when I first moved here in '98, as I might have otherwise voted for him for governor. In addition to Fancy Ray, I'll be missing George Corporaal, Mattress Giant (Oooo! Ahhh!), King of Diamonds, and all the commercials for the local schools of "higher" education such as Brown, NAU, Rasmussen, AIIM, and Minnesota School of Business and Globe College. So, so disappointing.
posted at 12:01 AM | comments: (0)
Wednesday, August 21, 2002

Oh Well ::

It looks like tonight is one of those nights for the Twins, but that's okay, because if you don't let Chicago win one here or there they start to whine and complain. With Mays bowing out early via injury, I guess we'll have to take what we can get. Over the course of 162 games I think you're allowed to get thumped here and there.
posted at 08:52 PM | comments: (2)

Christmas in August ::

Seriously, this is better than Christmas! Oh, I'm practically wetting myself with excitement! Everything is here exactly as I remember it. The only thing missing is the homepage, because that was deleted when I converted the original Groutflow Records page into the RFG page. The band bios, the audio clips, the employee page, the releases pages... it's all here. For two whole years now I thought all of this had been forever lost, and now all of a sudden I stumbled upon it. I'm never deleting anything ever again. Well, maybe a few things. This is so great.
posted at 04:15 PM | comments: (0)

There IS a God - His Name is Zartan ::

Checking my email this afternoon, I got the crazy idea to check the Groutflow account. There were two emails in the inbox from Live365 reminding me that the broadcast on Radio Free Groutflow would be coming to an end as of August 1st. Reading the email, I decided to go and update the RFG website to announce that the station was no longer broadcasting. While there I realized that the Groutflow website, which was thought lost when Crosswinds deleted all my files unannounced, was still saved on the old Geocities site! Well, everything is there that I had saved before moving the site to Crosswinds. That means that I didn't lose everything! I can now update and move it all to what will be it's final resting place at groutflow.blueflower.org. That's where I'm creating the Groutflow tribute page, as Groutflow is now no longer releasing new music. And I always say nothing good ever happens to me... oh happy day!
posted at 04:03 PM | comments: (0)

Fucking Fuck ::

I deposited my most recent paycheck into my account on Monday, but because it got recorded as being deposited Tuesday, I was $4 short when Xcel cashed my check on Monday. As a result, TCF charged me a $30 overdraft fee, leaving my finances beyond bankrupt. I just went grocery shopping so I have food, but now I'm short on being able to afford my car payment, which is due by Saturday. Shit shit shit.
posted at 02:45 PM | comments: (0)

Sux to Be the Sox ::

As boring as it becomes to have to play the same team 19 times in one season, it's nice to know that the Twins still have so many games left against the White Sox... and also that every win means one step closer to the postseason (if there is one). Tuesday night the Twins took on Chicago with Koskie, Mientkiewicz, and Pierzynski on the bench, never went to the bullpen once, and yet they still won 5-0. The win - Minnesota's 3rd straight and 4th of 5 - moved the Twins into a 16.5 game lead and dropped the magic number down to 20. Of course, they won't all come this easily, and Wednesday night's match-up ought to be more interesting, as Chicago sends fifteen-game-winning lefty Mark Buehrle to the mound - who is 3-0 against Minnesota this year - to duel with Joe Mays, who out-dueled the best pitcher in the American League, Pedro Martinez, last Friday. While I'd prefer to see more of teams like Boston and the Yankees, if all Minnesota needs to do is pound on the hapless White Sox, I'll happily take the spot in the playoffs.

In an only marginally related topic, I find myself cheering against this Little League team from Harlem. Don't get me wrong - these boys are extremely talented; probably the most talented team in the Series - but I just can't stand the showboating. Every time they get a big hit, hit a home run, or get a big out, the first thing they have to do is rub it in the faces of the other teams. I see the job their manager is doing and have nothing but the utmost respect for the man, but as for the players themselves, I'll never be able to respect them until they learn how to respect others. For this reason, I'm also starting to lose a lot of respect for Harold Reynolds, who daily makes excuses for these players by saying that's just the way they were raised. Let me tell you something Mr. Reynolds: if that's the way they were raised - and I don't care if they're from Harlem or the Hamptons - then I think it reveals some major issues with the way parents are raising their children these days. I've never been to New York, but I have absolutely no ambition to ever visit New York either. Why? Because from everything I've ever read, seen, or heard about New York and New Yorkers, this is just the way they treat and act toward everyone, and why should I ever give a damn about anyone who so completely doesn't give a damn about me. Screw New York.

posted at 12:50 AM | comments: (0)

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #10 - KFAI ::

We've hit the big time now - the top 10. Starting off with number 10 we have the local volunteer-run community radio station KFAI, broadcasting at 90.3 FM in Minneapolis and 106.7 FM in St. Paul.

The best part about KFAI is that anyone can get a show playing anything or talking about anything. Unlike big corporate radio stations, which would technically be in violation of FCC rules regarding radio stations if it weren't for the fact that they make so much money (and we all know that anyone with money in this country is above the law), KFAI actually does a service for the people by being the voice of the people as they want it. At one moment you might be able to tune in and hear a jazz show. Tuning in an hour later you might hear the on-air personalities speaking in a foreign tongue. And an hour after that you might be able to hear some hard core punk. Such is it on KFAI.

My personal favorite show - and the only one I make a point of listening to every week - is The Root of All Evil, which is on from 1-6 am on Sunday mornings. There's something about 5 hours of death metal in the middle of a weekend night that I find entirely appealing. Whether I've come home from a night of drinking and need to sober up or if I've spent the night in watching tv, The Root of All Evil is always there for me, just as they have been for over 15 years now. Ahhhh....

posted at 12:01 AM | comments: (0)
Tuesday, August 20, 2002

Sorry America ::

I almost feel like I should be apologizing to the rest of the country. While most of the United States has suffered from severe drought this summer, which has in one way or another contributed to some of the worst outbreaks of forest fires in recent history, we here in Minnesota should have been building our own arks.

Here in the state dubbed "The Land of 10,000 Lakes" we are experiencing one of the wettest summers in recorded weather history. Storms passing through again this evening have the potential to move some parts of the state past all-time seasonal records. To put it most simply, it's wet outside.

My favorite part about it all is that most of these storms have passed through as the temperature drops when the sun sets. In other words, even though it's been raining buckets outside, I've been able to enjoy it from the comfort of my apartment. I've hardly even had to carry my umbrella with me, as most of the rain has fallen after I've returned home from a night on the town.

The rain that we have received this summer wouldn't even seem abnormal if it weren't for the fact that I keep seeing footage on tv of dry riverbeds and brown fields of grass from coast to coast, yet it seems Minnesota gets featured nightly on The Weather Channel as they discuss the super cells developing in South Dakota and dropping precipitation here. It's nearly guaranteed that on any given night following an even mildly humid day (such as Tuesday) we're going to get more rain.

I guess I also bring this up as I'm disappointed with myself for not being more excited about the rain. If I were the type to enjoy singing in the rain, this summer would be like a dream. I could go sloshing around in puddles and stomping pools of rain to my heart's desire. This is hardly what I expected this summer - especially since my memories of last summer recall little rain but lots of heat and humidity - but I guess I've come to expect it and take in stride. Even so, if anyone from elsewhere in the country wants some water, feel free to take it, because I've certainly had enough.

posted at 11:54 PM | comments: (0)

Last Night ::

After watching part of the Twins game, in which they beat Chicago to move 15.5 games ahead, Molly, Jonathan, and I went bowling. It was... well... one of those nights. I bowled quite poorly the first two games, rolling a 129 and a 102, and Jonathan won both of them. I bowled better (but far from spectacular) the next two games, rolled a 150 in each, and won them both. Of course, even though I'd have been happy leaving it at a tie (as my arm was killing me), Jonathan insisted we bowl one more to declare a winner. Okay, fine. 2 frames in and he was already kicking my ass when he disappeared. He came back with a couple of Grain Belts, handed one to me, and then he stepped back up and continued kicking ass. By the time the smoke had cleared and the carnage was left in view, I had rolled a 139, but Jonathan had rolled a personal high of 223. Now how the hell was I supposed to compete with that? We figure we might have to make a point of bowling next week, as it's my turn (after Molly a few weeks ago and Jonathan last night) to roll my personal high. Of course, I haven't rolled anything near a 214 since early last fall.

After returning home, I turned on The History Channel, and they were showing a repeat broadcast of "Punishment." I wish I'd have been taping it, because it was the best show ever! It was even better than "The Wonderful World of Dung." There were so many pictures and descriptions of torture and this really great guy telling about it so raw and dry that you'd swear the guy spends his freetime working as the straightman in a comedy pairing. It was just awesome.

posted at 12:01 PM | comments: (0)

Whatever Will I Do? ::

Lately about all I've been posting are additions to my list of people and things that I'll miss when I leave here, but even those posts may soon come to an end. I'll finish them, but the last few might have to be posted retroactively. My parents are driving out here this coming weekend to begin moving some of my stuff back home. They're going to be taking several large items such as my bed, bookcases, and computer desk. I have a feeling that my computer might be among the items sent back as well, so I might not be able to post anything between Saturday (Aug. 24) and the end of the month. Oh, but life shall go on without me.
posted at 11:47 AM | comments: (0)

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #11 - Jesse Ventura ::

How great is it that the better part of my four years living in Minnesota I would be governed by Jesse "The Mind" Ventura? Checking in at number 11 is the man who would be king. Although he is not running for reelection (he has recently indicated that the measly $120,000 annual pay is one reason), he still is not ruling out the possibility of running for president.

I love the way the man says what he thinks and doesn't give a damn what may be politically correct. If he's getting the job done, I really don't give a damn how many movies he wants to make cameo appearances in or if he wants to go be a football commentator or wrestling judge. I didn't vote for the man, but now I almost wish I had.

The only gripe I have with him is his stance on education and the arts. In addition to K-12 and higher education funding cuts, he also vetoed principal state funding for projects such as the new Guthrie, the planetarium in the new Minneapolis central library, and renovation of aging buildings at the U and MnSCU campuses.

Although the man leaves office not long after I leave town, no governor anywhere I live after this will be able to compare with Ventura.

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Monday, August 19, 2002

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #12 - Market Barbeque ::

Continuing on this Nicollet Avenue theme, number 12 on my list is Market Barbeque. I was hesitant for the longest time to enter the place fearing that it was really expensive until Jonathan finally convinced me to go there one night last summer. While it's by no means cheap, it turned out to be less expensive than I had anticipated. Now I love the food, the decor, the atmosphere, everything. It's still too expensive to make it a regular hangout, but it's the closest I found to such a place in the Twin Cities once the Dinkytowner went to shit. The changes they made are the reason the Dinkytowner won't make this list, as I really don't miss the place anymore.
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Sunday, August 18, 2002

They Do Get Paid.... ::

An article in this morning's Post-Crescent seeks to shed a little light on the dark side of college athletics programs and profiting off the students. Unfortunately, the man who wrote the article seems to be an ignorant moron.

For one, student athletes are paid - it's called scholarships. I wish someone would have given me a full ride to be an underachiever majoring in communications and then drop out in two years to join the NFL, but that didn't happen. I have to pay my own way through. These athletes don't - that's payment enough.

For two, sports are supposed to be for the love of the game. If the athlete's only ambition is to move on to the pros, why waste the university's money? Why not go straight to the professional leagues out of high school?

For three, the game he's complaining about in the article is being played to support the athletics program. The players aren't playing an extra game to pay a professor's salary or to build new academic facilities, they're playing a game to pay for their own program. Why should other students have to foot the bill for athletes who are intending to show off their skills to become professional athletes?

And finally, this extra game is a nationally televised broadcast. In other words, these players aren't playing for free; they're playing for an extra game's worth of exposure in front of pro scouts.

I don't know what kind of moonshine the guy was drinking when his garage logic told him that this game was bad for the players, and I especially would like to know what he was smoking when he suggested that "suspend[ing] athletes for getting a discount on some shoes is beyond belief", but I definitely have to get myself some of that, because it must be some good shit.

posted at 01:36 PM | comments: (0)

It's About Time ::

Looking at the problems the Twins have had in recent weeks scoring runs, it has become increasingly apparent that the Twins need to try something else, someone new. The good news my friends is that the Twins have sent Michael Cuddyer back to Edmonton and recalled Matthew LeCroy to Minnesota. While it's apparent that Cuddyer has talent, he needs more at-bats, meaning he needs more time in Triple-A. On the other hand, the Twins have been seriously lacking any sort of power at the plate. The only exceptions came on Friday night against Boston and on Wednesday night against Baltimore. Here's hoping LeCroy can pump some energy into the batting order....
posted at 03:02 AM | comments: (0)

Cleaning and Prepping ::

I started to undecorating my room and packing stuff up on Saturday. I also worked on doing a little cleaning, including cleaning out my fridge. I knew something was alive in my fridge by how bad it smelled, but I never could have imagined the carnage I found. For some reason, everytime I buy lettuce I forget that I bought lettuce. Ummm... apparently months ago I must have bought lettuce. Thankfully I had the foresight to place it in one of those big zipperlock plastic bags because what emerged from the bottom of my fridge today was most definitely no longer lettuce. There was some dark and little muchy thing and a lot of gross-looking liquid. Yeah, 'ewww' is right. There was also lots of moldy bread and meat that came out of the fridge, along with my dad's leftovers from Applebee's dating back to... uhhh... sometime in spring.

I also spent the day waiting around for my mom to call, but she never did. Finally I just called her about 9:30 tonight, but she wasn't there. She and my dad were at a wedding reception for her boss's son. I ended up just talking to my brother for over an hour. By 11 I figured I should go, so I told him to have Mom call me Sunday. He said he thinks they're coming up here next weekend, but hopefully she'll call tomorrow so I can get actual details on that.

posted at 02:07 AM | comments: (0)

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #13 - Don Shelby ::

Yes, several of the "things" on the list are actually people. In this case, one of them is Don Shelby. While I know Shelby is a good local television journalist, I rarely watch WCCO news. My love of Don Shelby springs from his Monday through Friday daily shift on WCCO radio. Shelby broadcasts live from 3 to 5 daily on 8-3-0 'CCO from television news studio at the corner of 11th and Nicollet (see #15). The show mixes Shelby's own humor and news commentary with more news and a pinch of traffic updates for good measure. To paraphrase Shelby himself, the show gives him a chance to be himself. Nothing raunchy here; just good, clean middle-of-the-road for you and me.
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Saturday, August 17, 2002

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #14 - Jim Vickerman ::

Number 14 on my list of things I'll miss about the Twin Cities is Jim Vickerman. For those of you not acquainted with Jim, he's a Republican Minnesota Senator from the little town of Tracy, Minnesota, which I believe is in the southwestern part of the state. Senator Vickerman - or "Jim" as I like to call him - is one of the outstate legislators who helps fight the balance of the senators representing the suburbs. He tries hard to bring jobs and agricultural assistance to his fellow outstate residents (even though these are blatantly Democratic pleas, and we all know what the Republicans think of the Democrats - see Ann Coulter if you're confused). He was also one of the leading figures in forcing the new Twins stadium to be built in St. Paul even though nobody - least of all the Twins - wants to go to St. Paul for a baseball game. Ah Jimmy, I'm going to miss you.

I'm sure that at this point most of you are rather confused. Okay, I'll explain better. You see, by only having class about 2 days a week, and even then having them not start often until 3-4, I needed something to do with my days. Not having cable, I was forced to watch anything that was on tv. Since TPT-17 was one of the few stations I could get reception from, and since channel 17 showed the Minnesota Legislature during the day, I became acquainted with several of the more vocal members. While there are several members of the legislature - especially the senate - whom I find amusing, Jim Vickerman is the one whom, if they made Senate trading cards, I'd most want his rookie card. I am really pathetic.

posted at 12:01 AM | comments: (0)
Friday, August 16, 2002

August 30th and - What D'ya Know? - It's Football Season ::

Yes, the Minnesota Twins have been a large chunk of my entertainment this summer, but as far as I'm concerned, let the players strike. Go ahead. I think the players have a false sense of where they stand this time around. I know almost nobody who blames the owners this time around. If anything, we blame the players. Yes, the owners are moneygrubbing billionaires, but it's hard to side with a bunch of whiney multi-millionaires. David versus Goliath this ain't.

There's something about mediocre players making $10M a year. There's something about Alex Rodriguez going to the hapless Rangers for $250M instead of going to a contender for considerably less. There's something about the bravado of the players because the players union has never lost. There's just something about Donald Fehr. Go ahead and let them strike. If I'm the owners, I don't give in on this one. In fact, I lock out the players until they give in. If the owners give in again, these skyrocketing payrolls will continue to explode exponentially and we might as well eliminate all but about 4 teams.

You see, if the players go on strike, I, like millions of other Americans, won't give a damn. Football starts the first week in September and I'll be more than content to spend my Sunday afternoons watching the Packers. Yes, the NFL - that league that knows how to handle money. The league where a team from a city of 100,000 (Green Bay) can compete right along side teams from a city of over 7 million. That league where players are well compensated without it becoming too ridiculous. That league where teams are forced to spread their money around to all their players (which only makes sense, since it is a team sport). Yes baseball players, go ahead and strike, because I already have plans.

posted at 12:16 PM | comments: (0)

Thank Goodness the Sox Suck ::

With the way the Twins have played recently, it's a good thing that the White Sox are incapable of really making up ground on the Twins.

It's almost difficult to completely place where the problem with the Twins is. Obviously, they're not scoring runs. Defensively, they're still playing amazing baseball and making great plays (case in point: despite losing last night, they still were credited with two Web Gems - Dustan Mohr's sliding foul pop catch and Christian Guzman's throw after the ball ricochéd off Koskie's glove - by Baseball Tonight). Despite a little early shakiness and giving up the two home runs, Lohse had one of his best outings of the season last night. They knocked a few balls around the yard. Hell, Sleepy Pete even won the fishing tournament last night! It's been frustrating as of late because all the pieces are there, they're just not coming together properly.

This season the Twins are a combined 2-13 against Boston, Baltimore, and the Yankees coming into the home series with Boston this weekend. Why does the AL East own the Twins? Remember last season when the Devil Rays swept the Twins?! It's insane. Actually, one of the hardest statistics for me to take in is that in Minnesota's last 54 games against Baltimore, the Twins have lost 42 and only won 12! Forget Carl Pohlad - Now that, my friends, is ownership.

posted at 11:11 AM | comments: (0)

Top 15 Reasons I'll Miss the Twin Cities: #15 - Nicollet Mall ::

Heading home last night after the Twins game, I started to realize there are a number of things I'll miss about the Twin Cities once I've moved on. I figured that for each of my final days here I'd countdown from 15 to 1 the things I'll miss most. Yes, I'm well aware of the fact that I actually have 16 days left (including today), but as I'll probably have to pack up my computer so I can move, I don't know what my computer access will be like on the 31st, so I'll countdown from today until August 30th.

Selection #15 is Nicollet Mall. Okay, it's not something I'll miss that much, which is why it got 15th on the list. I came up with a list of 14 legit things, sat around for an hour watching Conan, and then finally threw this on. It was either Nicollet Mall or the Polish bars, but really, the best Polish bar was the Polish Palace (even though I still love Nye's and Mayslack's and the others), and since the Polish Palace is no more, I went back to the Mall. Although Nicollet Mall has recently been invaded by big corporate skyscrapers and has pushed some of the beloved small businesses elsewhere, I still love this pedestrian thoroughfare. I never frequent any of them, but I still love the ambiance of all the sidewalk cafes and restaurants. I don't care much for all the panhandlers, but what can you do?

posted at 12:01 AM | comments: (0)
Thursday, August 15, 2002

Preseason Woes ::

I'm trying to figure out if Liverpool are concerned about the start of the new Premiership campaign or if they're eagerly awaiting a chance to redeem themselves after a thoroughly disappointing series of preseason matches. Following 1-0 wins over Le Havre and Wolfsburg, Liverpool have gone 1-4, with losses to Lazio (0-1), Real Madrid (0-2), Arsenal (0-1 in the FA Community Shield), and Chester City (0-1). The one win came against AC Milan by a score of 2-1 in the third-place match at the Real Madrid Centenary Tournament. While Liverpool featured mostly reserves and academy students against Chester City, the other losses (and most importantly, the inability to score with such potent offensive firepower) are perhaps a bit disturbing. While Arsenal featured mostly starting XI players, the match against Real Madrid was especially disappointing, as several Real stars sat out the match as they hadn't resumed training yet following the summer's World Cup break. The first match of the new campaign is now only 3 days away, so let's hope they can figure out their defensive lapses and offensive gaffs before playing Villa.
posted at 03:26 PM | comments: (0)

No, Circle ME Bert! ::

Following yesterday's pregame story on this year's "Circle Me Bert" sign craze, now an article popped up in the Strib.
posted at 02:59 PM | comments: (1)
Wednesday, August 14, 2002

We're Everywhere ::

Woowoo!! I was watching the news a few minutes ago and KSTP was interviewing someone from Appleton shopping at the PGA store at Hazeltine. Appleton rep-ruh-zent!

In other news, Molly and I drove out to Interstate State Park on the Minnesota-Wisconsin state line at Taylors Falls this afternoon. We hung out near the Bottomless Pit (which was about as bottomless as the bottomless drinks at Perkins) and picnicked on gas station sandwiches.

posted at 05:14 PM | comments: (0)

Lame Duck Residency ::

I've always hated this situation - you know you're leaving a place in a couple of weeks, so what do you do? I guess you can begin packing. I guess you can go around doing all the things you love about a place that you can't do in your new place. You certainly don't begin forming new meaningful relationships. You don't want to bother doing work on your current residence and you're sort of unwilling to stock up your cupboards with too much food. With my mind made up, I wish I could just move today. Without a job or anything else, it seems completely pointless to be just sitting around here for the next few weeks. Blah.
posted at 09:47 AM | comments: (2)
Tuesday, August 13, 2002

Gnak! ::

Widespread death, destruction in European flooding

What a great headline! Gnak gnak gnak!

posted at 01:16 PM | comments: (0)

This Might Be It ::

As hesitant as I am to do this, it looks like I may be giving in and moving back to Appleton. Today is August 13th and I am still unemployed. I can only afford to live like this for so long and then I have to give in and make a decision. I called my mom last night to ask her some questions about an application I'm filling out and also to tell them that I'm most certainly going to be moving back home. They're going to call again on Saturday and we'll discuss the details of the plans to move all of my stuff back home. I really don't want to leave Minneapolis, but if I can potentially save over $7,000 in a year just by axing rent payments and bills, well, that's offer that's awfully difficult to pass up. Of course, that's not to mention that my brother will be in college this fall, so it'll be just the parents and I in the house - and I can handle that.
posted at 01:02 PM | comments: (0)

Twins Postseason Ticket Info Part 2 ::

Ummm... uhh... holy shit. So, I just read through the page on the tickets, and apparently you can't just pick and choose which games you want to go to. In fact, you have to buy the tickets for all 11 potential home games, meaning that ticket prices are actually $370-$1,040 per seat! As much as I would love to see the Twins play postseason baseball, I can't afford rent let alone $370 for the cheapest seats in the Dome. Maybe I won't be going to October games....
posted at 12:01 PM | comments: (0)

Twins Post Season Ticket Info ::

Taken verbatim from an email:

The Minnesota Twins announced that they have formulated a postseason ticket plan for potential home playoff games. Fans may place a nonrefundable deposit on any 2003 season ticket plan or enter into a random drawing for the opportunity to purchase tickets for all American League Division Series, American League Championship Series and World Series games by sending a post card or online form between Monday, August 12 and Wednesday, August 28. Apply today!

http://lists.mlb.com/u/15494/8734919

posted at 11:56 AM | comments: (0)
Monday, August 12, 2002

I'm Back ::

Well... you might have noticed that I haven't posted anything in 5 days. That has nothing to do with me having fallen off the edge of the Earth or anything as exciting. The real problem was that my host had transfered my site to a new server. The server apparently handled .db files differently, which caused Movable Type to not function. I emailed my host, but since nobody's there on the weekend, I didn't hear back until today. They updated my files to function correctly on the new server, and now I'm back in business. Thanks support staff!
posted at 01:26 PM | comments: (0)
Wednesday, August 07, 2002

Less Than 6 Months Away ::

Maybe I'm just bored or maybe I'm just tired or maybe I'm genuinely excited, but I just wanted to let everyone know that we're only 171 days away from the start of the 2003 trivia weekend. 171 days. Oh boy... it's coming.
posted at 12:16 AM | comments: (0)
Tuesday, August 06, 2002

Kivi and Koskie ::

I went up to the Heights tonight to see The Village Shoemaker. Before the film was a presentation by some Finns. I should think it would have been more interesting had I had any idea what was going on. I mean, the performers were obviously talented, but the performance didn't mean much to any of us who didn't understand Finnish. As for the film itself, it also was fairly amusing, but there was a problem there also. As the print was a Finnish archive print, the subtitles were in Finnish and Swedish. As a result, they had a translater reading English translations. Some of the translations were okay, but most of the translations were so literal that they didn't really make any sense. Oh well, it was free, so I'll live.

Before going to the movie, I went to a McDonald's in Columbia Heights and got an Extra Value Meal so I could get the Corey Koskie mini-bobblehead doll. Now Koskie is residing on top of my television right next to Joe Mays.

And since we're on the topic of the Twins, while it's unfortunate that they lost again tonight, at least the White Sox, Mariners, and Yankees all lost also, so the Twins still maintain a 16 game lead and lose no more ground on a chance at home field advantage. If I'm not mistaken, the White Sox loss should now make the magic number for the Twins 33 - just like Romero.

posted at 11:06 PM | comments: (1)

It's Like Being a Born-Again Christian, But, You Know, Good... ::

I've watched UHF countless times in my life, but for the first time today I sat down and watched the DVD with the added commentary. The commentary featured Weird Al (of course) and friend and director Jay Levey. There were also cameo audio appearances by Emo Phillips, Michael Richards, and Victoria Jackson. As if the film weren't great enough on its own, the listening to the commentary was, well, another way of getting kicks out of the cheesiness of the film, except you're getting with the creators instead of at the creators. I don't know... I thought it was funny.
posted at 04:01 PM | comments: (0)

Reusse Gets It Right ::

Patrick Reusse wrote a pretty good article on Corey Koskie and his inning-and-a-half of play on Sunday. I don't have the link, but he wrote a pretty good article the other day on Chuck Knoblauch as well. While I was disappointed not to get to see Knoblauch yesterday, the kids sitting behind me made up for it by booing the entire Royals team while Twins announcer Bob Casey was reading off the Royals batting order before the game. Those same kids, for reasons unknown, then started yelling later in the game at Carlos Beltran and informing him that he "sucks." Ah, kids....
posted at 12:34 PM | comments: (1)

What Great Names! ::

Everyone should know that I hate the Vikings. It's true - I hate the Minnesota Vikings. Well, I encourage anyone to scroll to the bottom of this article. If the Vikings should hang onto players such as Anthony Midget, Orlando Bobo, and Cedric Killings, I just may have to secretly cheer for the Vikings this year.
posted at 12:12 PM | comments: (0)

Damn, I Forgot! ::

I forgot all about the Corey Koskie mini-bobblehead dolls going on sale today! I should have gone to McDonald's for lunch. Hmmm... if I'm hungry enough, maybe I'll have to go there for dinner.
posted at 12:05 PM | comments: (0)

Now This Is How It Should Be ::

I love this weather! It had been so hot and humid all summer long, but now we finally have a few days of cooler temperatures, lower dew point, and clouds. Woohoo!!!

In personal news, I visited the temp agency up on the 45th floor of the IDS Center this morning. They had me fill out tax forms and an application. Then they tested me on such things as math skills, spelling, filing, and proofreading. Needless to say, I scored well. Then they had me take a typing test (something I hadn't done in quite some time). I was surprised to see I scored a 49 (50 wpm - 1 typo = 49). I didn't think it was too bad. She offered to let me take that one again, but I knew it's not as if on my next turn I'd score an 80 or anything, so I just let it be. That was that. She said she'd call me when they have a job for me. In the mean time, I have nothing to do again, so I guess I'll just have to sit here and chill. Ra! Ra! Ski-u-ma!

posted at 12:01 PM | comments: (0)

Does This Fall under Nostalgia or Comic Relief? ::

All this time I've been checking the online version of the paper from back home to find out about the "hardened criminals" with whom I went to high school (one popped-up twice in the last week: once for possession of weed and the other for disorderly conduct... this is the same guy that accidentally started the interior of his car on fire in the school parking lot), I never even thought to be checking out the listings of engagements, marriages, and births until just now. I mean, come on, I just have to know all the juicy gossip on who's marrying whom and who's popping out kids! Oh, I tell you ladies and gentlemen, there are some good ones!
posted at 12:01 AM | comments: (0)
Monday, August 05, 2002

Why? ::

Why would any woman want to be a Catholic if the religion is this sexist? Are they just dumb?
posted at 11:06 PM | comments: (0)

Other Plans ::

Instead of going bowling this week, I stayed at work and watched The Life of Aleksis Kivi, the first film of FinnFest. Really interesting. It made me curious enough to want to see The Village Shoemaker, a silent film based upon Kivi's story of the same name, which is showing tomorrow night at the Heights Theatre. I called up Chris when I got home tonight and got him to switch with me (I'll now be working Wednesday night instead) so I can go to the Heights tomorrow night and see the film.
posted at 10:40 PM | comments: (0)

I've Got Some Good News and I've Got Some Bad News... ::

The bad news first: I got sick of sitting around my apartment watching tv all day long, so I decided to go to the Twins game this afternoon... and got to see them get thumped 12-4. I guess it was coming, but I just was hoping it wouldn't happen today. Things started looking bad starting in the second inning and it just never got better. The Royals were hitting everything Joe Mays threw their way today. I think Gardy was prepared to take a loss too, as he didn't finally pull Mays until they had given up 6 runs on 12 hits. Then he brought in Kevin Frederick, who gave up a 3-run home run to the first batter he faced. Later in the game Gardenhire brought in Tony Fiore for Frederick in a situation where one would usually bring in Hawkins, Santana, or Romero: no outs, runners on second and third. The final sign that Gardenhire was willing to take a loss today was when he brought in Cuddyer for Mientkiewicz - one of only two players (the other being Ortiz) who was doing anything offensively today. Like I said, I guess sometimes you have to watch them get thumped as well.

The good news is that the temp agency finally called me back. They called while I was at the game today, so I called them back once I got home. I talked to the girl working there, and we set up an appointment for tomorrow morning to go over paperwork and have them test my proficiency with various software and office tasks. Even if I don't hear anything back from any of the more permanent jobs I applied for, hopefully this will lead to something.

posted at 04:05 PM | comments: (0)

Damn that Boy Takes a Beating ::

It's good to hear that Corey Koskie should be okay after getting plunked in the chest with a baseball yesterday as the Royals firstbaseman Chan Perry attempted to throw home. Of course, that wasn't the first collision he had in the game. Just as scary was when he chased the foul ball into the dugout and he got clothes-lined by the top of the dugout. I'm actually surprised that the article about him on the Twins website failed to mention that earlier collision. I guess that's the way it's been for the Twine bench this weekend. I'm refering, of course, to Doug Mientkiewicz coming off the bench in replacement of Cuddyer only to collide with Dustan Mohr while chasing down a foul ball. My word of advice to Twins players: if you come off the bench to replace Michael "Mike" (as they refer to him on ESPN) Cuddyer, take care in chasing foul balls.
posted at 10:23 AM | comments: (0)

When Should I Start Worrying? ::

I still haven't heard anything back from the temp agency. No phone calls; no emails. I figured that by now they'd have at least acknowledged me. What the hell?
posted at 10:11 AM | comments: (0)
Saturday, August 03, 2002

What Are They Going to Do Next? ::

Bible-reading prison employees awarded $78,000 by jury.

Let me tell you the reason I find this judge's decision troubling.... You see, there's nothing wrong with these people reading the Bible, and that's the problem. The way they claim it, homosexuality is simply a religious issue, which it most definitely is not. Perhaps Christianity is against homosexuality, but that does not make it a religious issue. Homosexuality (just like heterosexuality) is a psychological issue. While one can argue that their free-speech rights were infringed upon (for not being allowed to silently demonstrate), they were also infringing upon the rights of homosexuals, as it has been determined that one can not be discriminated against for sexual preference. While I don't know all the facts on this case, it would seem that the state of Minnesota was not "forc-[ing] these employees to change their beliefs about homosexuality" (as claimed by Francis Manion, senior counsel for the American Center for Law and Justice), but rather was simply training them to deal with gays and lesbians, which is something also protected by the Constitution. If these bigoted Christians want to think homosexuality is wrong, then let them, but it doesn't change the fact that there are gays and lesbians all around them and they need to learn to deal with it. These people were not reprimanded for thinking that homosexuality is wrong, but rather for refusing to take part in training mandated by their employer. They in turn turned the blame around and changed the issue to fit their needs.

posted at 10:47 AM | comments: (0)

Oh, I HATE That Sound! ::

You know something I really hate? Loud sounds that make me cringe like someone cracking their knuckles or Velcro being pulled apart. These are the sorts of things that you don't always think about, but then when you hear them you want to strangle someone. Well, at least they make me want to strangle someone.
posted at 02:23 AM | comments: (0)

Nothing, Just Nothing ::

I was a good boy and stayed offline all afternoon, but I received neither phone call nor email back from the temp agency. I sure as hell hope they think about calling me back on Monday. I wasn't expecting anything like a job, but rather just a confirmation that they had received my email. Poop.

How 'bout 'dem Twins? Nuff said.

I was dead chuffed to find that TV Land is airing reruns of "Welcome Back Kotter." All of a sudden everything is right with the world and who cares if I never get a job again. I'll just kick back with my episodes of Gabe and the Sweathogs.

posted at 12:56 AM | comments: (0)
Friday, August 02, 2002

It's A Start ::

After carefully surveying the local temporary employment agency options, I called the one that appears to most closely fit my needs. They told me to email them my resume and then they'd set up an appointment with me to find a job. So, I just sent it over to them and now I'm waiting to hear back. If nothing else, at least I'm making some progress in the right direction.
posted at 01:19 PM | comments: (2)

Might As Well Go Find Myself A Job ::

There's nothing worth watching on tv today, so I guess maybe that's a sign that I need to get off my ass and go find a job today. I think I'm making this process of choosing a temp agency more difficult than it really is. I mean, they're pretty much all the same, aren't they? I think the biggest reason I fear going to one is because I just know the only job they're going to be able to find for me will be getting paid minimum wage to wipe some guy's ass in Eden Prairie. You see, that violates all three criteria of what I'm looking for in a job. For one, I need to be making about double minimum wage to afford living around here. The second is that I don't want to be doing any work that pointless and that lacks any amount of brain usage. And the third point is that I don't want to end up working in the suburbs... especially one's far away. The last thing I want to have to do is spend an hour commuting in rush hour traffic every morning and afternoon. Ah, work sucks.
posted at 11:18 AM | comments: (0)
Thursday, August 01, 2002

I Love Bobbleheads! I Love Bobbleheads! ::

Molly and I went to the Twins game tonight and saw the "Good" Milton show up. He pitched a complete game shut-out with 11 strikeouts and no walks while giving up only 3 hits. Michael Cuddyer hit his first career grandslam in the third also. While the game was pretty good (the Twins won 6-0 and extended their division lead to 15 games), even better was the Joe Mays mini-bobbleheads we got for filling out surveys before the game. According to the little sheet of paper included with the bobblehead, not only will McDonald's be having Koskie mini-bobbleheads, but they'll have Torii Hunter mini-bobbleheads beginning August 20. Woohoo!
posted at 10:59 PM | comments: (0)

These People Are Pathetic ::

Why oh why didn't I apply to be on last year's "Jeopardy!" College Championship? I don't remember watching it last year, but since they're showing it now in re-runs, I can't believe how utterly stupid last year's contestants were. There's still one more day of quarterfinal matches, but none of the 12 contestants featured so far deserve to win. Now that I've graduated I'm no longer eligible, so I guess I missed my opportunity. Ah, c'est la vie... I'd rather be on the regular show where I can win assloads more money.
posted at 05:04 PM | comments: (0)

Ouch! ::

Wow. I'm really at a loss for words here. Having just read Colin Covert's review of the new Dana Carvey film Master of Disguise, I can't remember the last time I read a review that trashed a film this badly. Maybe a review of Freddy Got Fingered. As a little evidence, here's Covert's opening line:

"'The Master of Disguise' opens the floodgates of suck, unleashing a torrent of rock-bottom idiocy on poor innocents who just want to live in peace: the moviegoing public."

Perhaps needless to say, he gave the film 0 stars out of 4.

posted at 04:11 PM | comments: (0)

More on the Twins.... ::

I remember hearing once that Joe Mays had played for Timber Rattlers (Seattle's Class-A minor league club in Appleton), but I wasn't aware that David Ortiz had played there also. Sid Hartman made mention of it in an article in the StarTribune. I probably even saw both of them play, but don't remember it. I remember seeing A-Rod, but that's because when he was there they hyped him up so much as the Next Big Thing....

Sid also makes mention in the same article that the Twins will release information next week on the sale of postseason tickets. It says the cheap seats will be $10 for Division Series, $25 for the ALCS, and $60 for the World Series. Since I'm not planning on splashing the cash for season tickets, I guess I'll have to take my chances with the ticket lottery....

Also speaking of the Twins, did anyone else hear about the Corey Koskie mini-bobblehead dolls? Apparently you can buy them for $2.99 with the purchase of an Extra Value Meal at McDonald's starting August 6th (while supplies last, of course).

posted at 03:58 PM | comments: (1)

Pitcher MIA? ::

Can anybody tell me what happened to Rick Reed? I can't remember the last time I heard about him pitching a game and I don't remember hearing about him being injured. Going back as far as last Friday, the Twins starting pitchers have been:

Fri - Joe Mays
Sat - Eric Milton
Sun - Johan Santana
Mon - Off
Tue - Kyle Lohse
Wed - Joe Mays
Tonight - Eric Milton

Since Brad Radke is supposed to be pitching on Saturday, if Reed isn't pitching on Friday I think we should all be getting a little concerned.

UPDATE: After doing some snooping around news archives on the Twins website, I discovered that Reed is, in fact, a little shaken up. He was experiencing some pain after his last start, which was on Monday, July 22 in Toronto, and was scheduled to start last Sunday, but was replaced to rest his hand. I know nothing about when he'll return

posted at 02:25 PM | comments: (0)

Explain This One to Me ::

If you've been following my life lately, you are well aware of my search for a job. You also know that I previously applied for a job at the Weisman Art Museum as the membership coordinator - a job which was practically tailor-made for me - and yet I got a letter saying I lacked the qualifications for the job. Well, today I got back letters in response to two more of my job applications... and they determined that I'm qualified for both of them! Now, I wasn't at all surprised that I determined I'm qualified to work at the fines desk in the library. The one that shocked me was for the editing job. Yes, the same one which was re-posted on the job center website. Among the qualifications were knowledge of Illustrator, Photoshop, and Quark, so at least I had that much. Since both of these letters were merely informing me that I met the qualifications and my applications had been passed on to the respective hiring authorities, it means that I haven't even been called in for an interview yet. As a result, I'm currently researching temp agencies (something I should have been doing over the last couple weeks) trying to decide which one I should use to find a job. I think it's more difficult to pick out a temp agency than it is to apply for jobs... sheesh.
posted at 02:20 PM | comments: (0)

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