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I'll make this quick ::
I'm still stuffed ::
I tried calling him both yesterday and today, but Dave S. didn't answer his cell phone. Well, he called me back tonight and gave me the 411 on his work schedule. He works early in the morning, so he can't go out most nights, but he is going to be at Muldune's Sunday night for the big commencement of the the Tavern Tour. Oh yeah, getting the party started!
One more Wild Bill update ::
A perfect day for a suntan ::
I received word yesterday that Dave S. is back in town in the mood for some boozin'. I suspect I'll have to drop him a line this evening and see if he'd be willing to accompany us to Stinky's.
And a very merry Sunday evening to you, too! ::
Forgetting him though, tonight is my Friday night, so it's time for me to move on and enjoy myself. Last night was an example of living fun and fancy free. Okay, I hyperbolized last evenings fun just a little, but not too much. I accompanied Corey, Carrie, and Matt to Ravens once again. We sat at a table right by the front window and were entertained for a good portion of the evening watching dumbasses seeking the entrance open the next door over leading up to apartments above. On any given normal evening there, we might see one or two groups of people attempt to enter the wrong door, but last night there must have been a minimum of twelve groups of people trying to enter through the wrong door. We also saw "Wild Bill" there again. Wild Bill is the name given by the manager of Bar by Ikea to our old friend The Pervert. I'm not sure if the name is taken from The Silence of the Lambs, but as the name is much more family-friendly, I shall now from this day forward refer to The Pervert as Wild Bill. Although I was not the one to coin the name, I hope that others will read my post here and start using this name to refer to him. Word on the street - and I'm not one usually to spread rumors of this sort - is that our dear friend Wild Bill is banned from Sammy's. This ban is not related to the recreational activities which we have noted previously in this blog, but rather due to other activities which are much cleaner, yet less appreciated by the proprietor of any decent establishment. I'm beginning to get the impression that Wild Bill is starting to become as much of a local legend as Biggy Rat was back in the days when our parents attended high school in the area. Back to last night, Wild Bill was there drinking his usual Diet Coke and staring at the asses of females. At one point, our server tapped him on the arm and inquired how he was doing, after which she sat down to bend over - she said she wasn't feeling well - and he stood there staring at her ass, after which he moved around to get a nice side view as well. Thankfully, Wild Bill kept Li'l Bill in the holster last night. At closing time, I was going to stop at Jim's and ask Stan for his opinion on whether I should start the Tavern Tour at Cold Shot or Muldune's on Sunday, but he was busy breaking up a fight inside Jim's - ah, the life of the bouncer - so I didn't want to bother him. Not at all surprisingly, one of the guys involved in the fight was this dumbfuck who majored in philosophy at UW-Milwaukee. I only know this because a few months back we ran into him one night when Corey, Erik, and I were at Ravens. Erik was pretty smashed that night - it was his last night in town before he moved down to Chicago - and this guy, with whom Erik apparently had a class or two at UWM, came up to Erik and started a conversation with him, but was totally talking down to him the entire time. Yeah. Okay, so that pretty much was last night.
Back to today quickly, I finally finished reading Vanity Fair, so now I can get started on a new book. I still haven't decided which one, but I have more than enough unread books on my bookshelves from which to choose. I should get going now, because I need to call Matt back and see if they're ready to party. Or booze it up.
What a waste of my time ::
Evil and time consuming ::
95% Family Friendly Weblog ::
Yesterday was my parents' 26th anniversary. I had actually forgotten until I was paging through old journal entries and discovered my entries from last year about their 25th anniversary. I quickly ran out and bought them a card and left it behind before leaving for work. I think the card said something about knowing they'd be celebrating their anniversary tonight, but I don't really want to think about how they'll be celebrating it. I worked until midnight and then went out drinking until 2, while Mike has been gone pretty much all day himself, and I really don't want to know what they were upto - if anything - tonight while they had the whole house to themselves. As I said, I have no real intention of cleaning up my writing anytime soon.
I had to stop over at Comair tonight and find out what they were upto in ops tonight. Of course, they had the tv on and tuned in to "American Idol." I quickly noticed that the reception on their tv is much better and inquired if they had a new antenna. They told me they now have an antenna on the roof. An antenna for their tv on the roof! I work for an airline that won't even get us functioning Tugs to get the luggage to and from the planes, but Comair now has an antenna on the roof for their tv in ops! I definitely think sometimes that I work for the wrong airline.
I could write right now about the United flight attendant I met yesterday at Jekyll's, but I'm starting to run out of ambition to write tonight, so I think I'll leave you all in that mysterious dark. Just think of it as one of the umpteen commercial breaks in the middle of "American Idol" as they string you along.
Back to the unbirthday ::
Upon my return from the Mid-South ::
I know everyone is just dying to hear about my trip. Okay, maybe not, but I'm telling you anyway. Running on a total of about 4 hours of sleep from the previous two nights combined, I showed up at work at 4:30 Wednesday morning. I ended up working right up until I hopped on the plane to Detroit at 10:30. It was about 4:30 when we (Krista, Amy, and I) arrived in Memphis. Shortly after checking in at the hotel the two of them got the itch to head out, so I joined them in a taxi downtown to Beale Street. I should point out immediately that the last two days were spent with a pair of shopoholics, so one can imagine how bored I was. Anyway, we split our time between bars and clubs and tacky little souvenir shops. We also ate there. The Holiday Inn, very much unlike the lesser Courtyard, ran a shuttle to Beale Street, which picked us up at 10. That was a late evening for middle-aged Krista, who refuses to believe that nobody really goes out drinking until at least 11. Didn't bother me any to get back so early, for I was tired, and the bar scene there is really overrated as far as I'm concerned. I could just as happily drink on College Avenue for half the price.
I was awoken four times this morning. The first was at 4:30 with the tv and lights still on, so I turned those off and fell back asleep. The second was at 6, at which time I decided that I didn't need to get up because my alarm would wake me at 6:30. At 6:30 the alarm woke me up, so I turned it off and promptly rolled over and fell back asleep. And then at 7:40 Krista called me to tell me that she and Amy were leaving on the shuttle for the airport. I figured that by that time I should probably think about getting up. Class was more a waste of my time than anything. With the test it was only about 4 hours long, and most of the people just sat there in their seats dumbfounded. In fact, Krista and I were the only ones really talking. Krista, Amy, and I hopped on a flight to Minneapolis at 1:30. There was plenty of room on that flight - enough so that we were able to fly first class. Of course, I came back to Earth on the flight back to Appleton, where I shared the exit row with a pair of heifers. The 250+ pounder sitting next to me forced me to squeeze into only about half my seat, which is small enough as is. He ended up having to sit next to me because Mr. 400+ pounder needed 2 seats for himself on the other side. Of course, dumb ditz flight attendant didn't know any better that guys who require two seats - and thereby also require the seatbelt extention - are prohibited from sitting in the exit row. Good thing we didn't have an emergency, because I don't think that guy could have fit through the door, let alone "assist" in the case of an emergency. I was just happy to be back home with my own bed and my own car and my own bars. I may work for the airline, but it sure as hell doesn't mean that I like flying.
Sorry about that last one ::
It's still Zak's birthday for another 20+ minutes. I had completely forgotten until Corey and I walked into Jekyll's last night and Zak met us at the door. I wish I could be out drinking again tonight, but alas, I have to work at 4:30 in the morning. I have to work until 10:30, and then I have to hop a plane down to Memphis for more training. Sorry folks, you'll have to wait until Thursday night for any more disgusting stories out of me.
On the wind, perverts, and Mother's Day ::
Saturday night was, uhhh... interesting. Corey and I met Matt and Carrie at The Bar on Lynndale. We sat there for a while, had a few drinks and some wings, and then left to go down to Ravens. It was not nearly as busy as I should have expected for the day of Celebrate. The four of us grabbed a table near the front window. From my seat in the corner, I had a pretty good view of everything and everyone, especially The Pervert. You see, if you've ever been in Ravens before, then you know there's this really creepy guy with glasses who walks around with a soda in hand just looking at people. He doesn't really say anything to anyone except when he orders his soda from the bartender. I'm not sure if he haunts any other bars downtown, but I haven't seen him in any. Well, last night we saw him walk out the door and head east down College Avenue. As he walked out, we joked about his jacket and fannypack. Maybe ten minutes passed before he returned again and headed straight for the back of the bar. He slowly made his way through to the back, taking time to look around at various people in the bar, and then worked his way back toward the front. As he came fully into view, I noticed his hand was... uhh... "down there." Yes, his pants were unzipped, his penis was hanging out, and he was fondling himself as he walked through!!! As he got back to the front door, he quickly shoved it back in his pants, walked out, and headed west down College Avenue. My first thought was: holy shit! We discussed it at the table and Matt and Carrie both admitted having his seen his hand down there, but both looked away before seeing what was in his hands. Apparently I'm the only one who actually witnessed him playing with his one-eyed trouser snake. When the waitress came back around, Carrie told her. The waitress passed it on to the doorman, the bartender, and Howie. She also told half the people in the bar (since just above everyone in there knows who the guy is upon description). By the time we left, I think just about everyone in the bar knew what the guy had done, so it was almost disappointing to not be there when he returned. Anyway, what a lovely story, huh?
They tell me Sunday was Mother's Day. I saw my mother for all of maybe an hour on Sunday, which is an hour more than I would have seen her had their plans not changed on Saturday. My parents were originally supposed to drive to La Crosse on Sunday to pick up some of my brother's belongings, but now I guess my dad was able to get a truck from work for when they go to move my brother out of his dorm on Thursday. That's my Mother's Day story.
Wow, it looks like I might not go out drinking tonight. I believe this would be the first night in probably a month that I'm not consuming some sort of alcoholic beverage. Friday night was the first night I hadn't gone to a bar in some time, but I still drank over at Matt and Carrie's. I could always crack open one of these warm beers sitting on the floor right next to me just keep the streak alive, but I've started to lose interest in warm beer. That popcorn my parents brought back from the movie theater Saturday night is sounding pretty good right about now.
Whose info is more classified... ::
The reason the idea came up to even look for Phil's info was because we were looking into the flights down to Memphis and back for training next week. I have to fly down to Memphis next Wednesday for some class, go to class on Thursday, and then fly back to Appleton Thursday night. The problem is, Pinnacle no longer pays to fly its employees positive space to come for training. In other words, if the flights are full, because I don't have a confirmed seat, I could potentially get stranded in one of the hubs overnight and have to pay for my own lodgings! How ridiculous is that?! The flights between the hubs are usually pretty full also - and it doesn't help that some of flights are on dinky little DC-9's - so this is a pretty realistic scenario. In the event I got stranded somewhere, I wanted to be able to call Phil and give him a piece of my mind, but they must have thought of that ahead of time, for they bar from finding out where he lives. Damn these people who plan ahead!
Am I crazy, or did I hear Jon Spencer Blues Explosion in a Subaru commercial tonight?
I thought I had more to write about, but then it occured to me that all I can think of right now are mundane stories about passengers today at work, so I think I'll just shut up.
UPDATE: I tried looking up my pal Phil's WP info on Saturday and it worked just fine. Must have been a glitch that it didn't work the earlier time I tried it.
Getting back on the right track ::
It's also interesting that the Twins are involved in 3 of the 4 longest winning streaks against another team in MLB. The Twins have 15 straight wins against Detroit, the Yankees have 13 straight wins against the Twins, and the Twins have now won 10 straight against Tampa Bay going into Thursday's game. Wicked.
The way we were ::
Speaking of work, I went out drinking with some workmates tonight. Well, that's not entirely the case. Aaron, who worked there long ago, but about whom I've heard many a story, has been in town for the last week to visit his parents and old friends. He, along with Corey, another Corey (who formerly worked for Midwest before taking the voluntary furlough), and Jen (one of our supervisors) went out drinking. I could tell that Aaron and the other Corey had had a few tonight, but not nearly as many as Jen. Man, that woman was trashed. I guess it only makes sense when they started drinking by 8, but I didn't join them until 5 hours later. Chris and I didn't get out until 12:30 (thanks in part to 33 boxes of a 54 box shipment of plants coming in on the last flight), so it was late before we got down there. I'm not sure where they had all been before we met up with them, but Chris and I met them down at Ravens, where we were the only six in the place (other, of course, for Howie and one of the bartenders). Not surprisingly, they had last call by 1:20 and were chasing us out. There was no way in hell that Jen was driving home in her state, so Chris drove her car while the others followed. Corey and I went down to Jekyll's instead. Chris and Aaron were going to try to meet us down there, but by the time they got Rummy McLush home, escorted her into her apartment, and got back downtown for their own cars it was already 2. Betsy had to start closing up shop earlier than normal tonight also, because there were a bunch of rowdy Lawrence kids at Jekyll's who had no apparent intention to vacate the premesis until the last possible moment. There were two Lawrence girls at the bar who turned and talked to Corey and I for a few minutes, and they informed us that on top of being there for a friend's 21st birthday, Lawrence was also in the middle of midterms, meaning there were probably lots of little Vikings in there blowing off steam and pent-up energy.
Last night was considerably quieter down at Jekyll's. It died down early, and at one point it was just Corey, Crystal, and I in there. Trixie showed up with Girl (I've never learned her name, yet I've seen her around helluh times at Jekyll's and at parties) about the same time Corey decided to head out (he had more homework to do, and actually spent most of the time at Jekyll's doing homework while I talked to Crystal). At closing time, I met Trixie back at her place, where we indulged in post-bar food consumption. We started off with chicken strips, but those just weren't enough, so we ended up making a pizza as well, all while sitting around watching Nick@Nite.
Being as excited as I was to purchase them, I should make mention here of the new Blur album and Catch Me if You Can. I watched CMiYC over at my aunt and uncle's Tuesday afternoon while I allowed the cats to run around the house and get a little exercise. Cinders came and laid down by me, while Whiskers bashfully stayed hidden in the basement. Between my car and my bedroom, I've listened to almost nothing but the new Blur album since I bought it. I have to say that it's quickly growing on me. I liked 13, and it might be a little premature to say this, but I think Think Tank might be my favorite Blur album since the pre-self-titled album days. I'm a little disappointed that Graham Coxon left the band, but they don't disappoint without him.
Work is still progressing on the new website. I'm currently working on various different website projects, including the Tavern Tour 2003 site, a redesign of this site (intended to be ready in time for blueflower.org's 3rd birthday on June 8th), and, yes, hopefully eventually finishing the new Groutflow site once-and-for-all. I've never been in a rush to finish the Groutflow site since Groutflow is now more-or-less defunct, but I'd still like to get it out of the way one day anyway.
Okay, I've taken enough of your time for one evening. Nighty-night!
How things change ::
Getting closer ::
Today was sort of a wasted day for a day off. I was feeling lazy enough as it was, but then the all-day rain didn't exactly get me motivated to do much. Hell, I didn't first get dressed until 10 tonight, and that was just so I could go to my aunt and uncle's and feed their cats.
Work had me a little frustrated over the weekend, which is part of the reason why you hadn't heard from me since Friday. We didn't have anybody closing all weekend capable of using the jetbridge, so we had to ground deboard every flight. Exasperating the problem, the white gpu refused to work, which is the only one with an a/c hook-up (required for the jet). We didn't have any trouble with the Saab on Saturday (which uses d/c), but we had to do half-assed cleaning jobs on the CRJs all weekend because of a lack of power. It could all be avoided if Pinochle Airlines were willing to train us on jetbridge, but they're not. They won't let my manager train us. They won't let a manager from another station come and train us. I'm getting the feeling that the only person they'll let train us is Mr. Jay "The Letter J" Hines (who teaches most of their classes, and who I'll see in 10 days down in Memphis again), but he doesn't want to come up to Appleton until summer so he can avoid the cold weather. That had better not be the case, but the vibe I'm getting says it is.
Sorry, I must have been on something ::
"I don't recall if it's a parade or a good fight that I love, but I figure I should find out soon, as since this is Flag Day, so there's probably at least one of them going on today. I want to get it right too, because I don't want to turn up a fight and find out it's parades that I love. That would be such a waste."
I don't remember the day for certain, but I can only think that I was on some controlled substance at the time that I wrote that.
I'm here to make money, not friends ::
So, how's it goin'? No, I'm not really in as bad a mood as my opening paragraph of this entry may bely, I'm just fed up with the two-facedness and incompetence of several of my coworkers. After finally finishing up tonight (I have to work until midnight all month because they pushed the arrival time of our late flight back from 10:30 to 11:19 for May), I went on down to Jekyll's, where Corey later met me. Right now I'm wrestling with the dillemma of trying to decide where I should start the Tavern Tour off on June 1st. I know I definitely want to finish the summer with a big drunken bash at Jekyll's on September 22nd, but now the next biggest decision is deciding where to start. I think that'll have to be a big bash also to kick off the entire endeavour. In an attempt to save money - and face - I really don't plan on getting trashed any normal night out during the summer, but there have to be a few big nights to tie at all together. I'm also thinking there will have to be a mid-summer bash in late-July or early-August. On top of it all, I still want to go to Minneapolis for the Twins-Angels game on September 1st. I guess we'll see how the summer plays out, but these are the plans as of now.
In case anyone here hasn't been there yet to check it out, today is the second birthday of Molly's MentalJewelry.net. In pseudo-celebration, she has thrown together and posted an all-new layout and design with plans to expand even farther.
And finally, after taking everyone's suggestions into account and thinking it over, I think I've decided to keep my blog and archives exactly as they are. At the end of the day, this whole project is really about me (sorry everybody!), and I guess I was silly to think that it wasn't. One of these days I'll get back to work on converting my old Blogger posts to MT and the whole thing will be set. Once again, thanks to everyone who gave me the two-cents for which I asked.
I love it when a plan comes together! ::
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