"First of all, be glad that Sean is only an agnostic and not yet an atheist. Also be glad that his hair is not purple and that he does not have bolts sticking out of various places on his body."

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"We think that God is real, because if there was no God there would be nothing to start the world. If there is no God, there would be no reason to do good. If there is no God, there would be no difference between people and animals. If there is no God, there would be no souls and no chance that souls could live on after death. Mostly, if there is no God, there is just no reason to get out of bed in the morning and no reason to believe that life has an edge over death, hope an edge over despair and love an edge over hate."

Hmmm... I never realized that purple hair is so bad. I also never realized that atheists are no-good animals with no reason to get out of bed or love. I don't consider myself an atheist, but even so, I see plenty of reason to get out of bed in the morning, to do good, and to love without believe in God. Ignorant religious morons....