I accompanied my parents to Ponderosa on Sunday for lunch. Can you say PWT? Wow. There were mullets and Sturgis shirts galore. Pontiacs dominated the parking lot. I can't remember the last time I saw such an assemblage of Wrangler jeans. And of course, having the buffet, there were some sizable appetites with ample storage space to stow all that food. It's like going to the nature preserve and getting to see the animals in their native habitat.

Is there some sort of weird radio wave blocking or interference going on on the corner of Meade and Wisconsin? Within the last few months I began noticing that my remote for my power locks doesn't work at the Express service station. I can neither lock nor unlock my car with the remote. I've never experienced the problem anywhere except for there, which has me questioning what kind of action is going down at the Big Green Convenience Store.

I picked up a copy of the new Modest Mouse album last week and I've been hooked ever since. I had heard it was pretty good, but hadn't actually heard any of the songs, as none of the radio stations around here will play that sort of music, so I was pretty blown away when I started listening to it. (How's that for a run-on sentence?) It's in my cd player in my car and I don't think it'll be leaving anytime soon.

Four days into the new work schedule, and I'm already sick of it. Do I really have to wait until June 10 to get a new schedule? This closing 5 nights a week thing is going to kill me. I have neither ambition nor social life. I protest!

Okay, time to go. Work is calling.