You were certain it was going to be the Yankees who would once again play the assholes this offseason, weren't you? Okay, if not the Yankees, then at least the Mets or the Red Sox. Turns out the Toronto Blue Jays win the award for the offseason's biggest ass-clowns - and it's still only November!

You're wondering what I'm talking about, aren't you?

The Blue Jays are reported to have signed B.J. Ryan to a five-year, $47 million contract. That's right - B.J. Fuckin' Ryan. I know, I've heard the numbers the Mets are supposedly offering Billy Wagner, and even though it's much more than he's actually worth, $47 million for B.J. Fuckin' Ryan is just... well... fucking ridiculous. We're talking about a guy who at 29-years-old has had one mediocre year as a closer, and we're giving him $47 million. Holy hell, I hopes that's in Canadian dollars.

» Report: Jays ink Ryan to five-year deal [twinsbaseball.com]

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